People are a lot like cuboids

Well would you look at that. The island seems to have become inhabited by tiny cuboid people, who stick rigidly to its surface and vibrate rapidly for locomotion. What a crazy world we live in.

Next up is better physics integration for people, more interesting behaviour/AI, and a bit more of a gameplay tie-in.

2 Responses to “People are a lot like cuboids”

  1. ravuya says:

    They’re all white? I’ll be contacting various groups about your overt discrimination against cuboids of all hues.

  2. Ben says:

    They’re also all 3.0f tall and 1.0f wide, and can only move at a maximum of 2.0f/sec. You may want to contact the appropriate anti-discriminatory groups for those too.

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